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Tatu may not exist....
6 year(s) ago • 13612 views • 233 replies
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Any of you ever laugh at inappropriate times? Example: I have had an uncontollable urge to
laugh at a funeral viewing. Damn near piss myself and had to hide. Had nothing to do with the deceased and everything to do with a funny face. Funny in that the person literally looked like a caricature. Bucked teeth and all.
laugh at a funeral viewing. Damn near piss myself and had to hide. Had nothing to do with the deceased and everything to do with a funny face. Funny in that the person literally looked like a caricature. Bucked teeth and all.
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Any of you ever laugh at inappropriate times? Example: I have had an uncontollable urge to laugh at a funeral viewing. Damn near piss myself and had to hide. Had nothing to do with the deceased and everything to do with a funny face. Funny in that the person literally looked like a caricature. Bucked teeth and all.
Laughter is the Twin of Tears.
Should we not laugh?
Should we not cry?
As for me, I will dance, and cry, and laugh.
I will sing to the sun and stars,
and learn too late,
that I grieved them on their way.
The only cure for funerals, were weddings and births.
And all of them, make us laugh, and cry, and dance.
We were all born alone, and die alone.
But, we did not live alone, and no poster nor reader here,
arrived, without so much tender care and love,
for a baby will die, regardless of arguments to the contrary
without boundless attention and love and care to get him or her
to where their inner scoundrel may emerge.
We were all a product of love.
Everything after that was on us.
Should we not laugh?
Should we not cry?
As for me, I will dance, and cry, and laugh.
I will sing to the sun and stars,
and learn too late,
that I grieved them on their way.
The only cure for funerals, were weddings and births.
And all of them, make us laugh, and cry, and dance.
We were all born alone, and die alone.
But, we did not live alone, and no poster nor reader here,
arrived, without so much tender care and love,
for a baby will die, regardless of arguments to the contrary
without boundless attention and love and care to get him or her
to where their inner scoundrel may emerge.
We were all a product of love.
Everything after that was on us.
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RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Laughter is the Twin of Tears. Should we not laugh? Should we not cry? As for me, I will dance, and cry, and laugh. I will sing to the sun and stars, and learn too late, that I grieved them on their way. The only cure for funerals, are weddings was births. And all of them, make us laugh, and cry, and dance. We were all born alone, and die alone. But, we did not live alone, and no poster or reader here, arrived, without so much tender care and love, for a baby will die, regardless of arguments to the contrary without boundless attention and love and care to get him or her to where their inner scoundrel may emerge.
Damn that was good
MGPurple beltVerified
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Meanwhile, while the rest of the world is reporting new COVID-19 deaths,
Tatu's repeated non-existence and re-existence is throwing off Finland's numbers....
Tatu's repeated non-existence and re-existence is throwing off Finland's numbers....
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Meanwhile, while the rest of the world is reporting new COVID-19 deaths, Tatu's repeated non-existence and re-existence is throwing off Finland's numbers....
I can understand 0 deaths but Finland had -1 deaths. This proves it only exists as part of the Matrix.
DBBlack belt 3rd degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
I will go on record, stating the following.
If, somewhere in the next decade, we are finally allowed to return to the mat, I will wear a patch on my kimono, reading the following:
TATU = REAL
I realize the universe is inherently indifferent to our very existence, and if a tree falls in the Finnish woods, does Tatu pour himself a drink, without existing at all? Still, I will trust my memory, and board the TATU = REAL train.
What else is there to do?
We live with our choices.
If, somewhere in the next decade, we are finally allowed to return to the mat, I will wear a patch on my kimono, reading the following:
TATU = REAL
I realize the universe is inherently indifferent to our very existence, and if a tree falls in the Finnish woods, does Tatu pour himself a drink, without existing at all? Still, I will trust my memory, and board the TATU = REAL train.
What else is there to do?
We live with our choices.
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RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Ok we need T shirts and patches for both sides of the eternal question of Tatu's existence.
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but there is some alleged footage of the mythical man Tatu. Of course and as usual the video footage is unstable and not definitive. Also footprints have been found and cast but again merely spurs on more speculation.
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WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but there is some alleged footage of the mythical man Tatu. Of course and as usual the video footage is unstable and not definitive. Also footprints have been found and cast but again merely spurs on more speculation.
Tatu is the one who comes in your house and leaves the toilet seat up, which upsets all the females in your household.
Tatu comes into the house in the middle of the night and removes the homework from the school bags of children.
Tatu comes into the house in the middle of the night, takes all the toilet paper and leaves empty rolls still on the toilet paper holder, making sure to take any extra rolls of toilet paper that were in that bathroom.
Alternatively, sometimes Tatu leaves the toilet paper on the roll, but weakens the sheets so they break apart upon real use.
Tatu waits until you have put your clothes in the washer or dryer and takes one sock from the load.
Tatu comes into the house in the middle of the night and empties a bottle of ketchup, mustard, or pickles, and puts the containers back in the fridge.
Tatu sucks the jelly out of doughnuts and then puts the doughnuts back in the box.
Tatu changes what you write in texts, private messages, and posts that you make, so your post has typos, and missing words.
Those are the ways that you know Tatu is real and has visited your house in the middle of the night.
Tatu comes into the house in the middle of the night and removes the homework from the school bags of children.
Tatu comes into the house in the middle of the night, takes all the toilet paper and leaves empty rolls still on the toilet paper holder, making sure to take any extra rolls of toilet paper that were in that bathroom.
Alternatively, sometimes Tatu leaves the toilet paper on the roll, but weakens the sheets so they break apart upon real use.
Tatu waits until you have put your clothes in the washer or dryer and takes one sock from the load.
Tatu comes into the house in the middle of the night and empties a bottle of ketchup, mustard, or pickles, and puts the containers back in the fridge.
Tatu sucks the jelly out of doughnuts and then puts the doughnuts back in the box.
Tatu changes what you write in texts, private messages, and posts that you make, so your post has typos, and missing words.
Those are the ways that you know Tatu is real and has visited your house in the middle of the night.
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Tatu also leaves chocolate treats on Easter morning. Lol
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Tartu just had an epic Fat Thor / Dude picture on his FB.
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Tartu just had an epic Fat Thor / Dude picture on his FB.
Saw it on instagram too lol
Should report the account as it does not exist in our reality. Lol
https://www.instagram.com[...]oztk5c04lq
Should report the account as it does not exist in our reality. Lol
https://www.instagram.com[...]oztk5c04lq
LSBrown beltVerified
6 year(s) ago
As a Swede i can vouch for the existence of Finland. I can't on the other hand confirm existence of Tatu... ;-)
TPBlack beltVerified
6 year(s) ago
Tartu just had [...]
So you're mixing up me with your hometown now... Perhaps it's the city of Tartu that doesn't exist!
DBBlack belt 3rd degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
So you're mixing up me with your hometown now... Perhaps it's the city of Tartu that doesn't exist!
Well, here's another intriguing tale.
I did visit this supposed "Tartu", during my time in Estonia. I was welcomed by an entity claiming to be a "Jorgen". We shared food, laughter and life lessons.
Then, two unsettling things occurred.
One. I was repeatedly and sternly told by Pritt Mikhelson that "there is no such things as Tartu, only Northern Latvia"...
Two. I met several small children who this "Jorgen" claimed were his, but bore an uncanny resemblance to myself. Even preferring my company over their supposed "father"...
The entire affair left me with a deep unsettling suspicion that I had bended the space-time continuum and somehow took a wrong turn in the matrix.
So, eventhough i still believe TATU = REAL. I now have serious doubts regarding the realness of TARTU.
I did visit this supposed "Tartu", during my time in Estonia. I was welcomed by an entity claiming to be a "Jorgen". We shared food, laughter and life lessons.
Then, two unsettling things occurred.
One. I was repeatedly and sternly told by Pritt Mikhelson that "there is no such things as Tartu, only Northern Latvia"...
Two. I met several small children who this "Jorgen" claimed were his, but bore an uncanny resemblance to myself. Even preferring my company over their supposed "father"...
The entire affair left me with a deep unsettling suspicion that I had bended the space-time continuum and somehow took a wrong turn in the matrix.
So, eventhough i still believe TATU = REAL. I now have serious doubts regarding the realness of TARTU.
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Just wanted to give you a little background info on my life.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
Lol
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
Lol
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Also Daniel's wife had questions...
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
DBBlack belt 3rd degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
This entire thread make me a happy human in times of great uncertainty and chaos.
TATU = REAL
He's still real to me, dammit
TATU = REAL
He's still real to me, dammit
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Jacopo to Carone, "Your belt is like Tatu...."
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Where is our resident non existent friend Tatu?
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Where is our resident non existent friend Tatu?
He's off talking with an honest politician and a referee with 20/20 vision, who is known for his sense of fairness.
TPBlack beltVerified
6 year(s) ago
Where is our resident non existent friend Tatu?
Here to let you know that this is my favorite discussion in the history of the internet.
Don't let it die! (In favor of the Italia a mano armata.)
Don't let it die! (In favor of the Italia a mano armata.)
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Here to let you know that this is my favorite discussion in the history of the internet. Don't let it die! (In favor of the Italia a mano armata.)
Hi Tatu! I've given up on the Italian Drama. I now just post things in that thread to annoy people. Lol
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