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Christian Graugart
Christian Graugart
Black belt 4th degreeVerified4349 forum posts40905/1000
3 month(s) ago
Yeah I'd love to prove where I'm at with BJJ my whole life. I mean Beta came out in the 70's and for some reason it seems people don't have that gracie's use to endorse at home Beta/VHS training videos for Gracie Garages. Furthermore AI knows or showed me how the pre-1978 system was different and simple belted unlike 78+ until somewhere in the 80's when Carlos Jr changed the name to IBJJF and alot of the criteria. Poison for me is I got no certificates from Team Behring or Sylvio Behring in that I have no clue where it went to. So now I'm just gonna roll with aliance BJJ here in Vancity, Canada and maybe deactivate this profile until I got TANGIble Proof lol and smiles cuz I mean really how do you believe me as well as everything I know. Besides I just want to roll and maybe be an instructor someday. Probably NoGi so as not to sport a Belt. What do you all think of this?
Biggest comeback in history of Beltchecker if you can turn this around to a verified profile!! 🤩
Defcon Unicorn
Defcon Unicorn
Black beltVerified186 forum posts2740/1000
3 month(s) ago
I didnt screen shot the profile, but it would be nice to have permenant record for the demonstably unture profiles. So if some one googles the name they will see the info dug up. The forum does shows this info but as I say I am missing screen shots of the claims.
Mirco
Mirco
Brown beltVerified832 forum posts6445/700
3 month(s) ago
I didnt screen shot the profile, but it would be nice to have permenant record for the demonstably unture profiles. So if some one googles the name they will see the info dug up. The forum does shows this info but as I say I am missing screen shots of the claims.
The Smoothcomp profile is still active😬:
Christian Graugart
Christian Graugart
Black belt 4th degreeVerified4349 forum posts40905/1000
3 month(s) ago
I didnt screen shot the profile, but it would be nice to have permenant record for the demonstably unture profiles. So if some one googles the name they will see the info dug up. The forum does shows this info but as I say I am missing screen shots of the claims.
GDPR disagrees 😬
Jim
Jim
Black belt 2nd degreeVerified352 forum posts3880/1000
3 month(s) ago
I just added “No touching their ears” to the Crowdsourced Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Rule Book. Please vote for it. ;)
Justin Ungar
Justin Ungar
Black beltVerified291 forum posts4485/1000
3 month(s) ago
I just added “No touching their ears” to the Crowdsourced Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Rule Book. Please vote for it. ;)
Can I still grab someones big toe while rolling and ask if I'm doing the "toe hold" correctly?
Megaton
Megaton
Black beltVerified566 forum posts7175/1000
3 month(s) ago
Can I still grab someones big toe while rolling and ask if I'm doing the "toe hold" correctly?
you just cannot put said big toe in your mouth!
Justin Ungar
Justin Ungar
Black beltVerified291 forum posts4485/1000
3 month(s) ago
you just cannot put said big toe in your mouth!
Says who? show me in the IBJJF rulebook where it says I cant put someone's big toe in my mouth, make awkward eye contact, and try to mumble out my shitty jokes.
Megaton
Megaton
Black beltVerified566 forum posts7175/1000
3 month(s) ago
Says who? show me in the IBJJF rulebook where it says I cant put someone's big toe in my mouth, make awkward eye contact, and try to mumble out my shitty jokes.
so you are the ultimate LOOPHOLE LAWYER!!! LMAO You are correct the rule book doesnt have any clause that says "An athlete shall not actively vacuum their opponent's big toe into their own mouth" Also remember that Single digit manipulation is not allowed, so one toe cannot be used as a submission. GOOD LUCK fitting three toes in your mouth to make it legal.
However I do feel that Article 6.2.1 would get you a quick DQ! but the toe sucking might get you an offer for a date with your opponent after the match!
Justin Ungar
Justin Ungar
Black beltVerified291 forum posts4485/1000
3 month(s) ago
so you are the ultimate LOOPHOLE LAWYER!!! LMAO You are correct the rule book doesnt have any clause that says "An athlete shall not actively vacuum their opponent's big toe into their own mouth" Also remember that Single digit manipulation is not allowed, so one toe cannot be used as a submission. GOOD LUCK fitting three toes in your mouth to make it legal. However I do feel that Article 6.2.1 would get you a quick DQ! but the toe sucking might get you an offer for a date with your opponent after the match!
It wouldn't have to be a rule if nobody ever did it. We owe it to the community to push the boundaries. FOR SCIENCE
Justin Ungar
Justin Ungar
Black beltVerified291 forum posts4485/1000
3 month(s) ago
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Adam Laclair
Adam Laclair
Black belt 1st degreeVerified126 forum posts2745/1000
2 month(s) ago
Just to piggyback on what William and Jim are saying, I think it's important to communicate to others what your rank is, in that particular discipline. For example, we have a bjj program and a judo program at our school, and I don't want to see bjj belts at judo class, nor do I want to see judo belts at bjj class, so I make an effort to wear my rank in one or the other in order to set a good example and avoid any confusion. I've definitely had the experience of training at TMA dojos where they wear bjj gis with their TMA belts, and this has rarely been an issue.
Over a decade ago, I had a (now former) student who was under me as a JJJ black belt and BJJ white belt (I was a JJJ 5th degree and BJJ purple belt at the time, living in another state).
There was a guy in town who was an MMA fighter and a new BJJ blue belt, looking for attention for the school he had just taken over. He "dojo stormed" my guy for wearing a BJJ gi with his JJJ black belt, and made a video of the "storming" and posted it to Fakebook, calling my guy out as a "fake BJJ black belt."

The incident went viral for a couple of weeks, and was dragged all over Sherdog and the Underground at the time. My guy even pointed out right on the video that his black belt had NO red sleeve, and was NOT a BJJ belt at all.

Most of the black belts came to the consensus back then that a small club practicing BJJ didn't need to wear a non-BJJ gi when practicing JJJ. Since then, it seems to be more accepted...

But at the time, there were a lot of "lower BJJ belt" folks and even some black belts who thought it was "shady as f**k" that anyone would wear a BJJ gi with a belt from any other art/style, even another Jiu-Jitsu style.

I didn't and still don't see the issue with the gi. BJJ's are highly individualistic and not at all indicative of "rank." Only the belt confers a rank status. Happy to see it's rarely an issue anymore!
Patrick Foley
Patrick Foley
Black beltVerified99 forum posts4740/1000
2 month(s) ago
Over a decade ago, I had a (now former) student who was under me as a JJJ black belt and BJJ white belt (I was a JJJ 5th degree and BJJ purple belt at the time, living in another state). There was a guy in town who was an MMA fighter and a new BJJ blue belt, looking for attention for the school he had just taken over. He "dojo stormed" my guy for wearing a BJJ gi with his JJJ black belt, and made a video of the "storming" and posted it to Fakebook, calling my guy out as a "fake BJJ black belt." The incident went viral for a couple of weeks, and was dragged all over Sherdog and the Underground at the time. My guy even pointed out right on the video that his black belt had NO red sleeve, and was NOT a BJJ belt at all. Most of the black belts came to the consensus back then that a small club practicing BJJ didn't need to wear a non-BJJ gi when practicing JJJ. Since then, it seems to be more accepted... But at the time, there were a lot of "lower BJJ belt" folks and even some black belts who thought it was "shady as f**k" that anyone would wear a BJJ gi with a belt from any other art/style, even another Jiu-Jitsu style. I didn't and still don't see the issue with the gi. BJJ's are highly individualistic and not at all indicative of "rank." Only the belt confers a rank status. Happy to see it's rarely an issue anymore!
I train Judo and don’t get my arse up in the air when I see a non Judoka training in a Mizuno!
William Murphy
William Murphy
Black belt 5th degreeVerified2144 forum posts26055/1000
2 month(s) ago
I train Judo and don’t get my arse up in the air when I see a non Judoka training in a Mizuno!
But we all might feel a little envy, it is after all, a Mizuno...
Megaton
Megaton
Black beltVerified566 forum posts7175/1000
2 month(s) ago
Jesus tits I'm just discovering these updates........
Man, reacting to this post so late, I thought you were still trying to jiu-jitsu your way out of a flannel shirt. As a native Masshole, I’m legally required to roast you for running on Vermont molasses time, even if I am down here melting in Florida now!
Honey Badger
Honey Badger
Black belt 3rd degreeVerified281 forum posts12470/1000
2 month(s) ago
Man, reacting to this post so late, I thought you were still trying to jiu-jitsu your way out of a flannel shirt. As a native Masshole, I’m legally required to roast you for running on Vermont molasses time, even if I am down here melting in Florida now!
Oh i was in this previously but didn't see the most recent one.......... and we have maple syrup....
Megaton
Megaton
Black beltVerified566 forum posts7175/1000
2 month(s) ago
Oh i was in this previously but didn't see the most recent one.......... and we have maple syrup....
I know you have maple syrup! Some of my good friends ran a sugar shack in Western Mass. It just didn't sound right saying "slow as maple syrup"! That's what I get for trying to make a joke in the morning, before I finished my coffee!
Megaton
Megaton
Black beltVerified566 forum posts7175/1000
2 month(s) ago
I had maple syrup in my coffee today
LMAO! I used to put Maple Sugar in mine! But that was long ago. Now it is just coffee plain ole black coffee!

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