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Tatu may not exist....
6 year(s) ago • 13610 views • 233 replies
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6 year(s) ago
Dave Gonzales, Christopher Howes appears to be challenging you for "Tatu is not real" meme supremacy.
There can only be one....
There can only be one....
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6 year(s) ago
I claim victory by virtue of my thread-jumping meme skills *drops mike*
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6 year(s) ago
Mufasa....
I cannot entertain the plebes. Lol Much too busy on my quest to prove the existence of Tatu.
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6 year(s) ago
If a mike drops and noone is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
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LOL! Allow me to mix some meme metaphors to finish up (for now) ...
On the other hand....
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6 year(s) ago
My boss is being a real pain today so my participation on here going to be intermittent.
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6 year(s) ago
Bigfoot kinda looks like Tatu with even more hair...
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6 year(s) ago
Bigfoot kinda looks like Tatu with even more hair...
Now that you mention it. They've never been seen in the same place at the same time. Lol
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6 year(s) ago
Hey how did you get my photo from the future when the lockdown is over??
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6 year(s) ago
All of the new black belts on this site
have heard the tale how Louhi consumed poor Tatu
as if his soul was soup in her cauldron.
But Tatu was a stubborn fellow,
and disturbed Louhi every chance he got,
until he finally he won the right
to another wager over his freedom.
In return for Tatu's compliance until the next red moon,
Louhi offered this bargain:
If Tatu could predict whether or not Louhi would ever return
him to the realm of men,
then he should gain his freedom.
Tatu realized quickly that if he guessed that Louhi would return him,
and he was right, that he would be returned.
However, if Tatu said that Louhi would not return him,
and he was right, that she would not return him,
even though he should have gained his freedom,
Louhi still would not return him,
and he began to blink away in a cloud of logic.
But then he said, wait, wait,
and considered that if he guessed,
that she would not return him,
and she said she would,
that he would still be wrong,
and would not win the right to exist among the world of men again.
So, Tatu played the only card that he had,
and guessed that Louhi would return him,
to which she laughed, showing her long, yellow teeth,
and grabbed Tatu, and with careful attention,
pulled each of his limbs off his body,
and ate them one by one,
and then his body,
but placed his head,
which could still talk and give warning,
on a fence post,
among the many heads surrounding her house.
And Tatu was sad, because all he could do was give warning,
and the two heads on either side of him,
were not very good company at all.
And as Louhi crept back into her Kitchen,
she sometimes looked like an old crone,
and sometimes looked like something older still,
with a long tail, almost the length of the rest of her,
and her nose was like a long snout,
and she seemed to waddle on four stout little legs,
all covered in a leather skin with ridges,
her long jaws, covered in teeth,
and her eyes blinked, with pupils like a cat's,
but an extra lid that covered them,
waterproof, and far older than the oldest primate or cat, or human,
that ever walked the earth.
have heard the tale how Louhi consumed poor Tatu
as if his soul was soup in her cauldron.
But Tatu was a stubborn fellow,
and disturbed Louhi every chance he got,
until he finally he won the right
to another wager over his freedom.
In return for Tatu's compliance until the next red moon,
Louhi offered this bargain:
If Tatu could predict whether or not Louhi would ever return
him to the realm of men,
then he should gain his freedom.
Tatu realized quickly that if he guessed that Louhi would return him,
and he was right, that he would be returned.
However, if Tatu said that Louhi would not return him,
and he was right, that she would not return him,
even though he should have gained his freedom,
Louhi still would not return him,
and he began to blink away in a cloud of logic.
But then he said, wait, wait,
and considered that if he guessed,
that she would not return him,
and she said she would,
that he would still be wrong,
and would not win the right to exist among the world of men again.
So, Tatu played the only card that he had,
and guessed that Louhi would return him,
to which she laughed, showing her long, yellow teeth,
and grabbed Tatu, and with careful attention,
pulled each of his limbs off his body,
and ate them one by one,
and then his body,
but placed his head,
which could still talk and give warning,
on a fence post,
among the many heads surrounding her house.
And Tatu was sad, because all he could do was give warning,
and the two heads on either side of him,
were not very good company at all.
And as Louhi crept back into her Kitchen,
she sometimes looked like an old crone,
and sometimes looked like something older still,
with a long tail, almost the length of the rest of her,
and her nose was like a long snout,
and she seemed to waddle on four stout little legs,
all covered in a leather skin with ridges,
her long jaws, covered in teeth,
and her eyes blinked, with pupils like a cat's,
but an extra lid that covered them,
waterproof, and far older than the oldest primate or cat, or human,
that ever walked the earth.
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6 year(s) ago
Once Tatu and the famous French philosopher Rene Descartes attended a jiu jitsu camp together. After promptly sweeping Rene from his deep half a couple of times they were catching a breather after the round and Tatu asked: "So, are you familiar with the deep half game?" to which Rene replied "No, I don't think so..." ...and vanished in a puff of logic.
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6 year(s) ago
William Murphy: I know why you're here, Dave. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Dave. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Dave:
Is Tatu Real?
Dave:
Is Tatu Real?
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6 year(s) ago
I have a revelation I like to share, during my time here...
Tatu might be the Kwitsatz Haderach.
"
in:
Original Dune, Terms and meanings, Bene Gesserit
Kwisatz Haderach
Kwisatz Haderach was a term used primarily by the Bene Gesserit. It was an old Chakobsa term that translated literally as "Shortening of the Way".
The term originated from the Bene Gesserit's prescient powers, and their inability to venture into a specific region of prescient knowledge. This region, though mysterious in nature, was known to be unattainable to females. Specifically, the spice melange allowed the Bene Gesserit to unlock genetic memory, but only on the female side. For reasons unknown, they could not see into the male side, and the very thought of trying was terrifying to them. Further, melange also exposed the Sisterhood (and others) to a very limited form of prescience - thoughts, feelings, images into the very near future, but no more.
The Bene Gesserit desire to uncover this knowledge and its associated powers drove them to initiate a long-running genetic breeding program that would yield a male with mental powers capable of bridging space and time, and that he would be under direct control of the Sisterhood. The Bene Gesserit knew that, not only would their Kwisatz Haderach possess Other Memory on both the male and female side, but that he would be able to predict the future precisely. He would be Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother, Mentat, and Guild Navigator, all in one being.
After the emergence of this male - TATU PIISPANEN - the term Kwisatz Haderach was also understood as meaning "one who can be many places at once", and became synonymous with TATU. In time it also came to encompass his sister, Alia PIISPANEN, and his son Leto PIISPANEN II, since they all had similar abilities."
Look into it.
Tatu might be the Kwitsatz Haderach.
"
in:
Original Dune, Terms and meanings, Bene Gesserit
Kwisatz Haderach
Kwisatz Haderach was a term used primarily by the Bene Gesserit. It was an old Chakobsa term that translated literally as "Shortening of the Way".
The term originated from the Bene Gesserit's prescient powers, and their inability to venture into a specific region of prescient knowledge. This region, though mysterious in nature, was known to be unattainable to females. Specifically, the spice melange allowed the Bene Gesserit to unlock genetic memory, but only on the female side. For reasons unknown, they could not see into the male side, and the very thought of trying was terrifying to them. Further, melange also exposed the Sisterhood (and others) to a very limited form of prescience - thoughts, feelings, images into the very near future, but no more.
The Bene Gesserit desire to uncover this knowledge and its associated powers drove them to initiate a long-running genetic breeding program that would yield a male with mental powers capable of bridging space and time, and that he would be under direct control of the Sisterhood. The Bene Gesserit knew that, not only would their Kwisatz Haderach possess Other Memory on both the male and female side, but that he would be able to predict the future precisely. He would be Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother, Mentat, and Guild Navigator, all in one being.
After the emergence of this male - TATU PIISPANEN - the term Kwisatz Haderach was also understood as meaning "one who can be many places at once", and became synonymous with TATU. In time it also came to encompass his sister, Alia PIISPANEN, and his son Leto PIISPANEN II, since they all had similar abilities."
Look into it.
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6 year(s) ago
But Tatu has no confirmed offspring... Hmmm...
Must build sites: tatuchecker.com and tatuoffspringchecker.com real or not...
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6 year(s) ago
I have a revelation I like to share, during my time here... Tatu might be the Kwitsatz Haderach. ' in: Original Dune, Terms and meanings, Bene Gesserit Kwisatz Haderach Kwisatz Haderach was a term used primarily by the Bene Gesserit. It was an old Chakobsa term that translated literally as 'Shortening of the Way'. The term originated from the Bene Gesserit's prescient powers, and their inability to venture into a specific region of prescient knowledge. This region, though mysterious in nature, was known to be unattainable to females. Specifically, the spice melange allowed the Bene Gesserit to unlock genetic memory, but only on the female side. For reasons unknown, they could not see into the male side, and the very thought of trying was terrifying to them. Further, melange also exposed the Sisterhood (and others) to a very limited form of prescience - thoughts, feelings, images into the very near future, but no more. The Bene Gesserit desire to uncover this knowledge and its associated powers drove them to initiate a long-running genetic breeding program that would yield a male with mental powers capable of bridging space and time, and that he would be under direct control of the Sisterhood. The Bene Gesserit knew that, not only would their Kwisatz Haderach possess Other Memory on both the male and female side, but that he would be able to predict the future precisely. He would be Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother, Mentat, and Guild Navigator, all in one being. After the emergence of this male - TATU PIISPANEN - the term Kwisatz Haderach was also understood as meaning 'one who can be many places at once', and became synonymous with TATU. In time it also came to encompass his sister, Alia PIISPANEN, and his son Leto PIISPANEN II, since they all had similar abilities.' Look into it.
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6 year(s) ago
Must build sites: tatuchecker.com and tatuoffspringchecker.com real or not...
Shiiiit... I hope my wife doesn't find these sites
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6 year(s) ago
But Tatu has no confirmed offspring... Hmmm...
Not exactly.
When pieces of Tatu come off, for example Tatu fingernails, Tatu hair, etc,
And they get covered in beer under the right conditions of the moon,
they grow into full copies of Tatu.
Which is how Louhi the Crone keeps growing new copies of Tatu's.
About 2,500 years ago,
there was a group of Shaman's that would have their apprentices grow Tatus from Tatu clippings as part of their training,
that moved into the Ural region.
Tatu copies become fully grown pretty quickly if they are fed enough beer,
and only speak Tatuian until they have had enough beer to learn other languages.
Around 38 copies of Tatu were known to be created by those Shamans,
and those Tatus traveled all around from that region,
some of them ending up in mostly imaginary places like Finland, or Estonia,
and in some of the realms that were mostly real and only a little imaginary, like Hungary.
Which is why the languages in those regions became so odd in common ways,
due to the influence of the various partly grown Tatus conversing with the locals to get beer
and influencing the linguistic development of those local languages with Tatuian grammer and linguistic affectations
over the centuries.
When pieces of Tatu come off, for example Tatu fingernails, Tatu hair, etc,
And they get covered in beer under the right conditions of the moon,
they grow into full copies of Tatu.
Which is how Louhi the Crone keeps growing new copies of Tatu's.
About 2,500 years ago,
there was a group of Shaman's that would have their apprentices grow Tatus from Tatu clippings as part of their training,
that moved into the Ural region.
Tatu copies become fully grown pretty quickly if they are fed enough beer,
and only speak Tatuian until they have had enough beer to learn other languages.
Around 38 copies of Tatu were known to be created by those Shamans,
and those Tatus traveled all around from that region,
some of them ending up in mostly imaginary places like Finland, or Estonia,
and in some of the realms that were mostly real and only a little imaginary, like Hungary.
Which is why the languages in those regions became so odd in common ways,
due to the influence of the various partly grown Tatus conversing with the locals to get beer
and influencing the linguistic development of those local languages with Tatuian grammer and linguistic affectations
over the centuries.
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