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Tatu may not exist....
6 year(s) ago • 12703 views • 232 replies
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Oh my! Don't even get me started! There's a good chance the whole country of Finland might not be real!
https://www.youtube.com/w[...]CQE3069Qrc
(So the chance is he is an actor... possibly in the pocket of Big Timmy!)
https://www.youtube.com/w[...]CQE3069Qrc
(So the chance is he is an actor... possibly in the pocket of Big Timmy!)
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WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Oh my! Don't even get me started! There's a good chance the whole country of Finland might not be real! https://www.youtube.com/w[...]CQE3069Qrc (So the chance is he is an actor... possibly in the pocket of Big Timmy!)
I died watching this....
I am now convinced,
Tatu does not exist..
I am now convinced,
Tatu does not exist..
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JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
This needs to go to the conspiracy thread and we need Dave to chime in :)
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
F'ing Gonzalez has a thick notebook on "Finland".
And Tatu specifically.
Kind of a cross between Yeti's and a Red Nosed Reindeer, and Krampus, with a Man Bun...
And Tatu specifically.
Kind of a cross between Yeti's and a Red Nosed Reindeer, and Krampus, with a Man Bun...
TPBlack beltVerified
6 year(s) ago
:D :D :D
I think Jorgen has been trying to convince people that I'm a fake (not a fake regarding my BJJ but my national credentials) for at least a year now.
In light of which it's odd that he's claiming to have multiple medals from "Finnish Opens" & other competitions geographically all around the Finland, but I guess the theory has a way of explaining this as well.
Me and a bunch of friends used to have a theory that Estonia doesn't exist, and what appears to be the city of Tallinn is actually inside the Helsinki ferries for drunk Finns to visit. But then I somehow managed to find myself in Tartu & Pärnu and got confused...
I think Jorgen has been trying to convince people that I'm a fake (not a fake regarding my BJJ but my national credentials) for at least a year now.
In light of which it's odd that he's claiming to have multiple medals from "Finnish Opens" & other competitions geographically all around the Finland, but I guess the theory has a way of explaining this as well.
Me and a bunch of friends used to have a theory that Estonia doesn't exist, and what appears to be the city of Tallinn is actually inside the Helsinki ferries for drunk Finns to visit. But then I somehow managed to find myself in Tartu & Pärnu and got confused...
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JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
This needs to go to the conspiracy thread and we need Dave to chime in :)
watching it right now.. Risking my job but it's worth it so far
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Could it be that Tatu is a Giant?
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Gonna need more evidence although they make a strong case.
now back to what I was risking my employ for before this.. Lol
now back to what I was risking my employ for before this.. Lol
CBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
He does exist! I can vouch for him.
But then again, I'm also a Finn. Do I exist? Is this the real life?
But then again, I'm also a Finn. Do I exist? Is this the real life?
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
He does exist! I can vouch for him. But then again, I'm also a Finn. Do I exist? Is this the real life?
We are in the Matrix now
CBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
I expect to be unplugged any second now and then I will be able to say "Woah... I know jiu-jitsu!".
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
I expect to be unplugged any second now and then I will be able to say 'Woah... I know jiu-jitsu!'.
This is the CIA...Don't you move!
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Is it possible to get friend zoned (non gay friendzoned) by another bjj practitioner? I think I got friend zoned
TPBlack beltVerified
6 year(s) ago
All paid actors.
This would at least explain the extraordinary good looks of me & Miikka...
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
This would at least explain the extraordinary good looks of me & Miikka...
Yes! Compare that to the looks of the average "supposedly real" Finnish male! They just can't render so many of them so well! BOOM!
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
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WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Well this just happened.
I may have given birth to this thread,
But it was adopted, raised, and given love by Dave Gonzales.
If Beltcheckers.com starts selling patches and shirts taking either a "Tatu is Real" or "Tatu does not exist" I might buy some.
My only fear being that if enough of us actually begin to believe that Tatu does not exist,
then he may cease to exist.
Leading to some "I do believe in Tatu, I do, I do" campaigns to ensure his continued existence in this dimension.
That being said, I am tempted to start a "Tatu does not exist" campaign on Facebook, and see if it goes viral.
And have somebody start a counter campaign.
Thus turning the issue into an urban legend.
Anybody else getting a little bored from time to time during the lock down...?
But it was adopted, raised, and given love by Dave Gonzales.
If Beltcheckers.com starts selling patches and shirts taking either a "Tatu is Real" or "Tatu does not exist" I might buy some.
My only fear being that if enough of us actually begin to believe that Tatu does not exist,
then he may cease to exist.
Leading to some "I do believe in Tatu, I do, I do" campaigns to ensure his continued existence in this dimension.
That being said, I am tempted to start a "Tatu does not exist" campaign on Facebook, and see if it goes viral.
And have somebody start a counter campaign.
Thus turning the issue into an urban legend.
Anybody else getting a little bored from time to time during the lock down...?
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
I may have given birth to this thread, But it was adopted, raised, and given love by Dave Gonzales. If Beltcheckers.com starts selling patches and shirts taking either a 'Tatu is Real' or 'Tatu does not exist' I might buy some. My only fear being that if enough of us actually begin to believe that Tatu does not exist, then he may cease to exist. Leading to some 'I do believe in Tatu, I do, I do' campaigns to ensure his continued existence in this dimension. That being said, I am tempted to start a 'Tatu does not exist' campaign on Facebook, and see if it goes viral. And have somebody start a counter campaign. Thus turning the issue into an urban legend. Anybody else getting a little bored from time to time during the lock down...?
I message my imaginary friend on whatsapp pretty regularly. The weird thing is my imagination responds. Lol!
I'd buy a few of those shirts and patches as well!
Tatu if you are real, Make this happen!
I'd buy a few of those shirts and patches as well!
Tatu if you are real, Make this happen!
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
I message my imaginary friend on whatsapp pretty regularly. The weird thing is my imagination responds. Lol! I'd buy a few of those shirts and patches as well! Tatu if you are real, Make this happen!
Look, just because people set up little shrines to Tatu,
or have electronic conversations with him,
does not mean that he exists.
Don't get me wrong,
I do not throw wash water out at night without giving warning first,
and I leave a little milk and bread out on the window sill,
and I do not molest the mounds where Tatu is said to habitate.
But, that does not mean that I believe that Tatu exists.
or have electronic conversations with him,
does not mean that he exists.
Don't get me wrong,
I do not throw wash water out at night without giving warning first,
and I leave a little milk and bread out on the window sill,
and I do not molest the mounds where Tatu is said to habitate.
But, that does not mean that I believe that Tatu exists.
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
Look, just because people set up little shrines to Tatu, or have electronic conversations with him, does not mean that he exists. Don't get me wrong, I do not throw wash water out at night without giving warning first, and I leave a little milk and bread out on the window sill, and I do not molest the mounds where Tatu is said to habitate. But, that does not mean that I believe that Tatu exists.
I keep telling myself he is not real and then my phone beeps. pulling my hair out. Wait no...I've been bald for 20 years..I don't know what is real anymore. LOL
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
6 year(s) ago
... Just had an epiphany...
It is the premise of this site,
that if enough people believe you are a black belt, then you are,
and if they do not, then you are not.
Similarly, if we extend this argument,
we see that if enough people on this site believe you exist, you do,
and if they believe that you do not exist, then you do not.
Cogito ergo sum becomes "We Believe therefore you are (or aren't)."
that if enough people believe you are a black belt, then you are,
and if they do not, then you are not.
Similarly, if we extend this argument,
we see that if enough people on this site believe you exist, you do,
and if they believe that you do not exist, then you do not.
Cogito ergo sum becomes "We Believe therefore you are (or aren't)."
