World Peace Awardee

Ok this tops it rofl :D :D :D :D :D :D

This is simply too funny

He has to be trolling. There is no other explanation

The more I dig in that website, the more I think it's a parody site. I mean he makes movies! This cannot be serious: https://youtu.be/eyivk4sO4n4

Closest compulsive liar I can think about is Raffi Liven from Krav Maga, always enjoyed his stories. Especially how he fought alone vs. 4000 people with two machetes when defending the president of Martinique :D Found this gem on Google: *********** The Boiling shitpot of madness that is Raffi Liven. Whatever Raffi Liven has accomplished in life, nothing compares to his 367degree blackbelt in batshit insanity. Some years back he did an interview with a danish magazine where he told some startling highlights of his extraordinary life. -Raffi Liven has fought Professional MuayThai in thailand, having over a thousand fights and winning all of them in the first round, by knockout. His first fight was on a beach against a Phuket champion who kicked him in the head, then Raffi put him down with a single strike. He went on to be the best thaiboxer in thailand. -While working as the presidents bodyguard during a revolution in Matinique he fought a horde of 4000 people while armed with two machetes, feeling no pain even though he was greviously injured during the combat and ended up standing in a field of corpses. I quote, translated: 'Suddently i was alone and fought 4000 people...i got wounded by knives, machetes and stilletos(?). I fought thousands, there were corpses everywhere. But i fought on, i felt no pain'. -He has a world records in both bottle breaking, 8 in brick breaking and 1 in fast kicking. (168 kicks in a minute, unfortunatly no-one recorded it, sometimes this is turned into 168 concrete slabs though). -Also he claims to have been assaulted in Aarhus Denmark, where the police were involved afterwards. He got stabbed in the back and he killed two and injured six. Aarhus Police knows nothing of this however. Also, working as a bouncer he fought some local bikers, and then went to their club house and beat them all up for making trouble. At the time, at 57 years old, Raffi still stated: 'Take any fighter today, any weight class, and i will take him out in seconds'. He also have a standing 8000$ offer to anyone who can beat him in a fight. He has trainede Armon Raidley, who you must all know. Since he (according to Liven) was number one in both kickboxing, shotokan and kyokushin in the world, number one thaiboxer in japan even beating heavyweights while weighing 63 kgs. He has also beaten cancer twice, without the aid of doctors. Last quote from a great master with over 30 dan: 'I hate to lose.The only time I've ever lost was to a doctor who gave me anaesthetics before a surgery. I lose the day I die!'

Priceless ... I have no words for this level of bullshit.. I am also 57 does anyone know how I can sign up for the challenge if I win the 8,000 I will donate it to St. Judes Childrens hospital as a cancer survivor myself this could help children with cancer.. It could be either Thai rules, MMA or Grappling.. I have 119 pro fights but 1,000 Thai Boxing matches all first round knockouts it would be an honor to fight such a legend.. Hell all the Thai Boxers I know with over 300 fights have problems moving much less taking out top tier fighters.. This is a man who should be more famous as I can't even imagine fighting 4000 men.. The cardio that it would take is mind boggling.. What a steaming pile of BS

Ok ok I really gotta stop now and get some real work done :D

Looking at his army shit as there's too many pics with too many uniformed guys (maybe soldiers) and found his wikipedia entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/[...]Deepak_Rao If you click the link of territorial army, you get this: https://en.wikipedia.org/[...]my_(India) 'The Indian Territorial Army (TA) is a second line of defence after the Regular Indian Army; it is not a profession, occupation or a source of employment. It is only meant for those people who are already in mainstay civilian professions; in fact, gainful employment or self-employment in a civil profession is a prerequisite for joining the Territorial Army. Volunteers of the Territorial Army usually serve in uniform for a few days every year, so that they can bear arms for national defence in times of dire need or national emergencies.' That would explain his military creds. Way too elaborate to be a full on troll ... I now think this is the craziest 'grandmaster' of all time!

I am LITERALLY crying laughing right now holy shit