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BJJ Drinking Game
5 year(s) ago • 808 views • 19 replies
BMBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
All right, I know probably like half of y'all are back on lockdown right now, so why not give yourself just one more excuse to drink some (more) booze?
Introducing "Never Have I Ever (BJJ Version)".
If you're not familiar with this game, it's easy: think of up to 5 things (just to keep it short and less drunk) you have never done, relating to BJJ, that you feel that some/most other people have done. If you're reading this and you HAVE done these things, that means you have to drink. Obviously the less experienced you are, the more sober you will be by the end of it. I've been at this for almost 17 years now, so I'm finna be lit by the end of this thread.
Here's my 5...
Never have I ever:
1) Owned a Shoyoroll gi
2) Paid for a belt test
3) Lost a BJJ match (lol jk, I'll go ahead and drink for that one)
4) Rolled with a coral belt (or higher rank)
5) Visited Brazil
All right, let's see what y'all got... *pops tab on fresh can of White Claw*
Introducing "Never Have I Ever (BJJ Version)".
If you're not familiar with this game, it's easy: think of up to 5 things (just to keep it short and less drunk) you have never done, relating to BJJ, that you feel that some/most other people have done. If you're reading this and you HAVE done these things, that means you have to drink. Obviously the less experienced you are, the more sober you will be by the end of it. I've been at this for almost 17 years now, so I'm finna be lit by the end of this thread.
Here's my 5...
Never have I ever:
1) Owned a Shoyoroll gi
2) Paid for a belt test
3) Lost a BJJ match (lol jk, I'll go ahead and drink for that one)
4) Rolled with a coral belt (or higher rank)
5) Visited Brazil
All right, let's see what y'all got... *pops tab on fresh can of White Claw*
TPBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Haha, got 2 drinks off your list (Shoyroll/Brazil) — and it's morning here & I'm supposed to work!
Never have I ever:
1) Had a surgery
2) Gotten a stripe on my belt
3) Used CBD oil
4) Had ringworm
5) Sewn a patch to my gi (okay, I've made others do it for me...)
Cheers!
Never have I ever:
1) Had a surgery
2) Gotten a stripe on my belt
3) Used CBD oil
4) Had ringworm
5) Sewn a patch to my gi (okay, I've made others do it for me...)
Cheers!
BMBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Never have I ever: 1) Had a surgery 2) Gotten a stripe on my belt 3) Used CBD oil 4) Had ringworm 5) Sewn a patch to my gi (okay, I've made others do it for me...) Cheers!
Whew! 5 drinks already and it's only 10 in the morning. Today's starting to look really awesome.
DBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
lol, at 8 shots already ... I really should do this drinking but it's like 11 am and I'm "working".
Never have I ever:
1) Run for cardio
2) Swam for cardio
3) Successfully pulled off a flying armbar
4) Fought MMA
5) Broken a bone.
Never have I ever:
1) Run for cardio
2) Swam for cardio
3) Successfully pulled off a flying armbar
4) Fought MMA
5) Broken a bone.
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JWBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Well first off I'm not a drinker and think they would not like it if I did it at work. But I'll play the game.
Never have I ever.
1. Submitted higher rank (many times)
2. Been submitted by a lower rank (he didn't know what he did)
3. Rolled to hard
4. Went to class sick
5. Treated fellow BJJ team mate for injury during class.
Never have I ever.
1. Submitted higher rank (many times)
2. Been submitted by a lower rank (he didn't know what he did)
3. Rolled to hard
4. Went to class sick
5. Treated fellow BJJ team mate for injury during class.
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
From Robert's - SAME = 4/4. = one drink for "Having lost in BJJ"
From Tatu's 3/5 (no stripes, no CBD, no ringworm but I HAVE gotten surgery and sewn a patch)
Deepu and Josh - both ZERO :D = FIVE drinks from both as I have done ALL of those things.
Never have I ever:
1) Had a coach who's more than +2 belt colours from me. (as a WB blue coaches, as a blue other blues, as purple purple and brown and black).
2) Bought physical BJJ-related media (VHS, DVD)
3) Lined up for the start of the class by belt rank in my gym.
4) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
5) Owned a Tatami gi.
From Tatu's 3/5 (no stripes, no CBD, no ringworm but I HAVE gotten surgery and sewn a patch)
Deepu and Josh - both ZERO :D = FIVE drinks from both as I have done ALL of those things.
Never have I ever:
1) Had a coach who's more than +2 belt colours from me. (as a WB blue coaches, as a blue other blues, as purple purple and brown and black).
2) Bought physical BJJ-related media (VHS, DVD)
3) Lined up for the start of the class by belt rank in my gym.
4) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
5) Owned a Tatami gi.
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DBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Oh boy, shots so far:
1) Owned a Shoyoroll gi
3) Lost a BJJ match (lol jk, I'll go ahead and drink for that one)
4) Rolled with a coral belt (or higher rank)
5) Visited Brazil
1) Had a surgery
3) Used CBD oil
4) Had ringworm
5) Sewn a patch to my gi (okay, I've made others do it for me...)
2. Been submitted by a lower rank (he didn't know what he did)
3. Rolled to hard
4. Went to class sick
5. Treated fellow BJJ team mate for injury during class.
1) Had a coach who's more than +2 belt colours from me. (as a WB blue coaches, as a blue other blues, as purple purple and brown and black).
2) Bought physical BJJ-related media (VHS, DVD)
3) Lined up for the start of the class by belt rank in my gym.
4) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
lol, would be wasted, like close to puking wasted.
1) Owned a Shoyoroll gi
3) Lost a BJJ match (lol jk, I'll go ahead and drink for that one)
4) Rolled with a coral belt (or higher rank)
5) Visited Brazil
1) Had a surgery
3) Used CBD oil
4) Had ringworm
5) Sewn a patch to my gi (okay, I've made others do it for me...)
2. Been submitted by a lower rank (he didn't know what he did)
3. Rolled to hard
4. Went to class sick
5. Treated fellow BJJ team mate for injury during class.
1) Had a coach who's more than +2 belt colours from me. (as a WB blue coaches, as a blue other blues, as purple purple and brown and black).
2) Bought physical BJJ-related media (VHS, DVD)
3) Lined up for the start of the class by belt rank in my gym.
4) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
lol, would be wasted, like close to puking wasted.
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TPBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Goddamn Jorgen, that's 5 drinks in a row for me... :D
Also got 2 of Deepu's (running & breaking bones).
Not sure how serious Josh is with his but obviously I have done all 5. :)
Also got 2 of Deepu's (running & breaking bones).
Not sure how serious Josh is with his but obviously I have done all 5. :)
BWBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
OMG I'm going to have alcolhol poisoning!
1) Lost a BJJ match
2) Visited Brazil
3) Had a surgery
4) Gotten a stripe on my belt
5) Used CBD oil
6) Had ringworm
7) Sewn a patch to my gi
8) Fought MMA
9) Broken a bone.
10) Submitted higher rank (many times)
11) Been submitted by a lower rank
12) Treated fellow BJJ team mate for injury during class.
13) Bought physical BJJ-related media (VHS, DVD)
14) Lined up for the start of the class by belt rank in my gym.
15) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
16) Owned a Tatami gi.
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Here's my addition
1) Attended a Globetrotters camp
2) Traveled to compete
3) Had to leave the mats to puke
4) Done a seminar with a 'World Champion'
5) Learned a fancy way to tie my belt
1) Lost a BJJ match
2) Visited Brazil
3) Had a surgery
4) Gotten a stripe on my belt
5) Used CBD oil
6) Had ringworm
7) Sewn a patch to my gi
8) Fought MMA
9) Broken a bone.
10) Submitted higher rank (many times)
11) Been submitted by a lower rank
12) Treated fellow BJJ team mate for injury during class.
13) Bought physical BJJ-related media (VHS, DVD)
14) Lined up for the start of the class by belt rank in my gym.
15) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
16) Owned a Tatami gi.
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Here's my addition
1) Attended a Globetrotters camp
2) Traveled to compete
3) Had to leave the mats to puke
4) Done a seminar with a 'World Champion'
5) Learned a fancy way to tie my belt
TPBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Still good ones coming!
From Benny's, I have not puked doing sports ever, and not sure if my way of tying the belt is fancy... If tucking the end of the belt into the knot once counts as fancy, then it's 4/5 for me... (Saving a few for the weekend!)
From Benny's, I have not puked doing sports ever, and not sure if my way of tying the belt is fancy... If tucking the end of the belt into the knot once counts as fancy, then it's 4/5 for me... (Saving a few for the weekend!)
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JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
4) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
I think there was a time back when ALL Finnish BJJ gyms did the jog, pushups, situps (and a lot of other pointless crap) as warmups :D
FFBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
My drinking list so far. I would be almost drunk because of those Baltic dwellers.
3) Lost a BJJ match
1) Had a surgery
2) Gotten a stripe on my belt
3) Used CBD oil
4) Had ringworm
5) Sewn a patch to my gi
1) Run for cardio
4) Fought MMA
1. Submitted higher rank
2. Been submitted by a lower rank
5. Treated fellow BJJ team mate for injury during class.
2) Bought physical BJJ-related media (VHS, DVD)
3) Lined up for the start of the class by belt rank in my gym.
4) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
5) Owned a Tatami gi.
1) Attended a Globetrotters camp
2) Traveled to compete
4) Done a seminar with a 'World Champion'
5) Learned a fancy way to tie my belt
Never have I ever:
1) Intentionally put somebody to sleep
2) Been submitted from a girl
3) Been put to sleep unintentionally while being uke
4) Teached at Globetrotters Camp
5) Rolled wearing, or with somebody wearing, a costume
3) Lost a BJJ match
1) Had a surgery
2) Gotten a stripe on my belt
3) Used CBD oil
4) Had ringworm
5) Sewn a patch to my gi
1) Run for cardio
4) Fought MMA
1. Submitted higher rank
2. Been submitted by a lower rank
5. Treated fellow BJJ team mate for injury during class.
2) Bought physical BJJ-related media (VHS, DVD)
3) Lined up for the start of the class by belt rank in my gym.
4) Done pushups and/or situps for warmup.
5) Owned a Tatami gi.
1) Attended a Globetrotters camp
2) Traveled to compete
4) Done a seminar with a 'World Champion'
5) Learned a fancy way to tie my belt
Never have I ever:
1) Intentionally put somebody to sleep
2) Been submitted from a girl
3) Been put to sleep unintentionally while being uke
4) Teached at Globetrotters Camp
5) Rolled wearing, or with somebody wearing, a costume
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
From Benny
I have attended a Globetrotters camp
I have traveled to compete
From Francesce
I have put people to sleep intentionally - once in competition, once in training and twice as have been challenged that "these chokes don't work on me".
I have been submitted by female grapplers so many times I've lost count.
Also what the hell you HAVE taught at a GT camp ion Poland - there's a VIDEO of it :D
I have attended a Globetrotters camp
I have traveled to compete
From Francesce
I have put people to sleep intentionally - once in competition, once in training and twice as have been challenged that "these chokes don't work on me".
I have been submitted by female grapplers so many times I've lost count.
Also what the hell you HAVE taught at a GT camp ion Poland - there's a VIDEO of it :D
TPBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
I think there was a time back when ALL Finnish BJJ gyms did the jog, pushups, situps (and a lot of other pointless crap) as warmups :D
Indeed. I believe this was the old Alliance comp class structure, and got adopted widely here because that's where our country's first (visiting) instructors came from.
Half an hour of gruelling S&C warm-up, half an hour of technique + half an hour of hard sparring. A lot of the gyms here still do precisely this.
Half an hour of gruelling S&C warm-up, half an hour of technique + half an hour of hard sparring. A lot of the gyms here still do precisely this.
BMBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Never have I ever: ...Been submitted from a girl
You haven't rolled with enough girls then! ;)
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Half an hour of gruelling S&C warm-up
We, ungrateful and disrespectful Estonian whitebelt snobs were frowning at that and pretending to take part but at the same time not really, since 2004. :D
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TPBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
We, ungrateful and disrespectful Estonian whitebelt snobs were frowning at that and pretending to take part but at the same time not really, since 2004. :D
Exactly what us Finnish purple belts do in 2020!
You guys have been pioneers in more fields that I've realized.
You guys have been pioneers in more fields that I've realized.
FFBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Hey how I know the game, I state five things for which I drink and let’s see who else drunk with me. It’s about seeing who has most experiences AND getting drunk. I drink for all five of my points.
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Hey how I know the game, I state five things for which I drink and let’s see who else drunk with me. It’s about seeing who has most experiences AND getting drunk. I drink for all five of my points.
CONFUSING!!!! :D
TPBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
CONFUSING!!!! :D
I think this is the same as why most drinking games simply don't work in Finland... they are designed in a way that drinking is a punishment, but everybody wants to drink as much as possible. :D
