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For the love of God, put some pictures of you & your instructor on your page!
5 year(s) ago • 1763 views • 51 replies
Black belt 3rd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Brethren,
Why, on this green earth, would you go through the trouble of completing a profile, without adding A SINGLE DAMN PICTURE of you with your instructor, OR EVEN DOING JIU JITSU, FOR THAT MATTER?!!!!11!!?1
You managed to stick around long enough to get someone crazy enough to promote your ass, but you can't get him/her on camera... IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 20-MOTHEREFFING-21
PICS, or it didn't happen!
Why, on this green earth, would you go through the trouble of completing a profile, without adding A SINGLE DAMN PICTURE of you with your instructor, OR EVEN DOING JIU JITSU, FOR THAT MATTER?!!!!11!!?1
You managed to stick around long enough to get someone crazy enough to promote your ass, but you can't get him/her on camera... IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 20-MOTHEREFFING-21
PICS, or it didn't happen!
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Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 20-MOTHEREFFING-21 PICS, or it didn't happen!
Best line on here.
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Brethren, Why, on this green earth, would you go through the trouble of completing a profile, without adding A SINGLE DAMN PICTURE of you with your instructor, OR EVEN DOING JIU JITSU, FOR THAT MATTER?!!!!11!!?1 You managed to stick around long enough to get someone crazy enough to promote your ass, but you can't get him/her on camera... IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 20-MOTHEREFFING-21 PICS, or it didn't happen!
Part of the problem is the folks that vote for profiles that do not have anything on them and say such things like "well documented" yet there is literally nothing other than the belt promotions and no photos etc. If everyone as a community refuses to vote until something more substantial is posted, it would make the system work better.
My 2cents
My 2cents
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Part of the problem is the folks that vote for profiles that do not have anything on them and say such things like 'well documented' yet there is literally nothing other than the belt promotions and no photos etc. If everyone as a community refuses to vote until something more substantial is posted, it would make the system work better. My 2cents
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Purple beltVerified
Black belt 3rd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
People who copy & paste their verifications...
Well...
They need a hug.
Or a shot of vodka.
Well...
They need a hug.
Or a shot of vodka.
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
People who copy & paste their verifications... Well... They need a hug. Or a shot of vodka.
Make it a double, neat
Black beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
People who copy & paste their verifications... Well... They need a hug. Or a shot of vodka.
BOURBON PLEASE!
Black belt 1st degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
You don't even need to copy/paste it..t
It's in the scrolling menu when you type
It's in the scrolling menu when you type
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Black belt 2nd degreeVerified
Black beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
After last night you need a bourbon lol
Anytime I have to deal with you I need a drink Mark!
Black belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Brethren, Why, on this green earth, would you go through the trouble of completing a profile, without adding A SINGLE DAMN PICTURE of you with your instructor, OR EVEN DOING JIU JITSU, FOR THAT MATTER?!!!!11!!?1 You managed to stick around long enough to get someone crazy enough to promote your ass, but you can't get him/her on camera... IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 20-MOTHEREFFING-21 PICS, or it didn't happen!
I could not agree more with this. What needs to happen is people having the guts to do whats right dispute these profiles that have no real documentation. Doesn't matter the belt rank either.
We have a forum post about a fake blackbelt that went crazy, the same should happen with profile with no documentation. If you see the the big picture its the same thing.
We have a forum post about a fake blackbelt that went crazy, the same should happen with profile with no documentation. If you see the the big picture its the same thing.
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
I could not agree more with this. What needs to happen is people having the guts to do whats right dispute these profiles that have no real documentation. Doesn't matter the belt rank either. We have a forum post about a fake blackbelt that went crazy, the same should happen with profile with no documentation. If you see the the big picture its the same thing.
If part of the community agree to require a certain amount of documentation, they are free to form a group who will downvote when this is not met. The higher the verified belt ranks in the group, the more weight they have to tilt the criteria of voting on the site.
The system is designed in its core for exactly this to be possible. Or people can of course also just use the forum to shout "someone should do something!" instead. The system is also designed for this :D :D
As always, exciting to follow how the community is shaping the system with zero interference from creators or administrators. Beautiful <3
The system is designed in its core for exactly this to be possible. Or people can of course also just use the forum to shout "someone should do something!" instead. The system is also designed for this :D :D
As always, exciting to follow how the community is shaping the system with zero interference from creators or administrators. Beautiful <3
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Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
If part of the community agree to require a certain amount of documentation, they are free to form a group who will downvote when this is not met. The higher the verified belt ranks in the group, the more weight they have to tilt the criteria of voting on the site. The system is designed in its core for exactly this to be possible. Or people can of course also just use the forum to shout 'someone should do something!' instead. The system is also designed for this :D :D As always, exciting to follow how the community is shaping the system with zero interference from creators or administrators. Beautiful <3
I hope everyone remembers that this is also a social experiment that Christian created. We are ants in a fishbowl and Christian is watching how we interact. I am sure he has some devious plan to take over the world ala Dr Moreau. Keep an eye out. LOL
Black belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
I hope everyone remembers that this is also a social experiment that Christian created. We are ants in a fishbowl and Christian is watching how we interact. I am sure he has some devious plan to take over the world ala Dr Moreau. Keep an eye out. LOL
Dude you're crazy... and I love it. Glad you are a member of the DISPUTERS
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Christian has not denied it. So you know it's true!!! Lol!
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Can confirm.
I kept looking at the photo of you grilling fish on that beautiful outdoor patio/deck and all I could think was, "I hate my life." LOL!
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
I kept looking at the photo of you grilling fish on that beautiful outdoor patio/deck and all I could think was, 'I hate my life.' LOL!
It was all just a distraction, in reality I was sitting on the toilet and keeping an eye on all your movements on the site, directly in the beltchecker database.
Black belt 4th degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
It was all just a distraction, in reality I was sitting on the toilet and keeping an eye on all your movements on the site, directly in the beltchecker database.
Damn Matrix
Black beltVerified
Blue beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
I dunno, my instructor is always scowly in pictures.
As Cordelia would say, "It's not that [jiu-jitsu coaches] don't photograph; it's that they don't photograph *well*."
As Cordelia would say, "It's not that [jiu-jitsu coaches] don't photograph; it's that they don't photograph *well*."
Black belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
I dunno, my instructor is always scowly in pictures. As Cordelia would say, 'It's not that [jiu-jitsu coaches] don't photograph; it's that they don't photograph *well*.'
There only two pictures coaches take. 1. It's the no friends face, and 2. It's the promotion smile face.
So the best recommendation i have is to make sure you get your pictures on promotion day. Hahahaha
So the best recommendation i have is to make sure you get your pictures on promotion day. Hahahaha
Black belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Brethren, Why, on this green earth, would you go through the trouble of completing a profile, without adding A SINGLE DAMN PICTURE of you with your instructor, OR EVEN DOING JIU JITSU, FOR THAT MATTER?!!!!11!!?1 You managed to stick around long enough to get someone crazy enough to promote your ass, but you can't get him/her on camera... IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 20-MOTHEREFFING-21 PICS, or it didn't happen!
This is absolutely the best comment ever on beltchecker and it's not even close.
Blue beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
So the best recommendation i have is to make sure you get your pictures on promotion day. Hahahaha
Nah he pretty much scowls then, too.
Here he is promoting my son a few days ago:
Here he is promoting my son a few days ago:

Black belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Nah he pretty much scowls then, too. Here he is promoting my son a few days ago:
That's not a scowl, thats his promotion happy face surprised you can't tell the difference
Black belt 1st degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Nah he pretty much scowls then, too. Here he is promoting my son a few days ago:
Ha - more of a blank face, I'd say. And hey, your kid is smiling enough for both of them, perhaps the coach felt he didn't need to? :P
Black belt 1st degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Just uploaded this selfie of myself and my instructor, Master Youtube to my profile. Now I just sit back, relax, and watch the votes pile up.

Black beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Just uploaded this selfie of myself and my instructor, Master Youtube to my profile. Now I just sit back, relax, and watch the votes pile up.
Now I'm just waiting for someone to create a beltchecker profile with a picture of the YouTube logo... haha
Black belt 2nd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
Just uploaded this selfie of myself and my instructor, Master Youtube to my profile. Now I just sit back, relax, and watch the votes pile up.
That great lmao


