I really love the "statistics" section on this site.

In observance of the best holiday ever coming up this April, I thought it might be fun for all of us to collectively send our thoughts and prayers to the webmaster, as we are ever at his mercy, and ask him to give out some troll awards on this day.

Here are some suggestions for a one-off statistical analysis of beltchecker users:

"Biggest narcissist" (most clicks on own profile)
"Biggest loser" (most hours spent on beltchecker)
"Biggest stalker" (most clicks on other people's profiles)
"Most broken" (most injuries recorded)
"Biggest hater" (most downvotes given)

etc...

Eh? Good idea or whack?

What type of statistics would you like to see on April Fool's Day?