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IBJJF no longer testing!!!!

3 year(s) ago • 1043 views • 14 replies

Jay Pages
Jay Pages
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3 year(s) ago
I wonder what all the IBJJF nut huggers are thinking. Their beloved organization just lost all credibility!
Bobby McMasters
Bobby McMasters
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3 year(s) ago
I wonder what all the IBJJF nut huggers are thinking. Their beloved organization just lost all credibility!
I think this was an April fool's joke...
Jay Pages
Jay PagesOP
Black belt 4th degreeVerified491 forum posts23470/1000
3 year(s) ago
I think this was an April fool's joke...
I just realized that! 😂😂😂 I just got gotten!!! 😂😂😂
Bobby McMasters
Bobby McMasters
Black belt 1st degreeVerified1271 forum posts12800/1000
3 year(s) ago
I just realized that! 😂😂😂 I just got gotten!!! 😂😂😂
I've been super paranoid all day so I was ready for it. Haha.
Bobby McMasters
Bobby McMasters
Black belt 1st degreeVerified1271 forum posts12800/1000
3 year(s) ago
It should be real though.
I mean, they never test anybody in the masters division anyway, let alone the first place people. Might as well just do whatever tf you want. Kinda makes the joke less funny when it's real. Lol.
Dwight Kelly Ii
Dwight Kelly Ii
Black beltVerified171 forum posts2570/1000
3 year(s) ago
I saw this and thought "you got to be shitting me, especially, after those recent bans." Took me a second to realize the reliable source had got gotten. Hahaha.

Ah, I sometimes hate this day. Lol.
Christian Graugart
Christian Graugart
Black belt 4th degreeVerified4321 forum posts39320/1000
3 year(s) ago
I just realized that! 😂😂😂 I just got gotten!!! 😂😂😂
Poor exclamation mark button on your keyboard, it's already being hammerred on a daily basis and now it had to take an extra beating because it's April 1st 😂
Mark Gilston
Mark Gilston
Black belt 3rd degreeVerified200 forum posts6335/1000
3 year(s) ago
If you read the article, it's very clearly April Fools tomfoolery.

"Jiu-Jitsu Times reached out to IBJJF President Carlos Gracie Jr. for comment

“We initially wanted to increase the level of professionalism in the sport, but we realized that a substantial portion of our clientele uses performance-enhancing drugs. The smart ones are able to cycle off before competition to test clean, so why should the others be punished?”

Why indeed.

Throughout the history of the sport there have been many self-contradictions, talk of honor and religion among rapists and those who support them, talk of curbing ego among fragile men with overactive egos… And talk of size and strength being non-factors among large, strong men who take enough steroids to make them melt a piss cup. It only stands to reason that the ban be lifted.

Carlos continued with his reasoning

“ADCC doesn’t test, Who’s Number One and other pro organizations don’t test, why should we carry this burden? Who among us hasn’t taken a bit of bomba? Jesus himself said ‘he that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone.”

As problematic as this end of prohibition may be, it is also potentially exciting news. Now athletes will be able to take as many different performance-enhancing drugs as they want up until the moment they step on the mat. We may witness heart attacks in the heat of competition for those who do poorly or take a tainted batch. We may see Lucas “Hulk” Barbosa turn green and tear through his clothes."
Jay Pages
Jay PagesOP
Black belt 4th degreeVerified491 forum posts23470/1000
3 year(s) ago
Poor exclamation mark button on your keyboard, it's already being hammerred on a daily basis and now it had to take an extra beating because it's April 1st 😂
The exclamation mark is to blame! 100%! HAHAHAHAHA
Jay Pages
Jay PagesOP
Black belt 4th degreeVerified491 forum posts23470/1000
3 year(s) ago
Damn it! I was about to visit my local veterinarian. :(
I was about to make my way back down to Mexico again!

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