LOL! Must be Satire

Great! Will save a lot of time and energy as a frequent beltchecker, checking if lineages are legit and if there really is evidence.

For those wanting to take up the challenge of being the first self promoted coral belt, be aware that Remco is on the path of claiming a 11½ year early coral belt already three years from now, so make sure you beat him to the race! I'll make sure to revenge vote anyone who down votes you for your claims.

Sweet! I'm a red belt now.

lol @ “I’ve been training for well over six months, and my coach only gave me one stripe. But after watching some online white belt matches, I just knew I was better than that,” he said. “Plus, at a camp last year, I totally dominated a big black belt guy from Estonia. I managed to be on top the entire time!”

Gotta love April 1st

To promote myself to blue belt, do I need to first pay myself a membership fee and then buy an overpriced single-weave gi from myself with my own name on the patch?

(Happy April 1!)

The other awesome touch is a young shorter haired Tatu pic as the wily blue belt ;)