We had a random dude walk into class and ask to be kicked in the nuts. No joke. Most of us were like wtf, crazy guy, ignore him, he'll go away. Phil, one of our mma fighters, jumps at the opportunity. He does a soft kick to which the guy says, harder. Phil then properly kicks him in the nuts. Full credit to the crazy fucker, he does not yell in pain, nothing, simply sits his ass down his eyes are all teared up. Couple of minutes later, he walks out of class, never to be seen again.

I got one! A higher ranking female jiu jitsu practicioner placing her hand down my tank top saying she wanted to stick a “coin in the coin slot” during guard break drilling while I was leaning forward (I was in her guard), and then proceeding to lecture me about my chest size being too big.

We had a random dude walk into class and ask to be kicked in the nuts. No joke. Most of us were like wtf, crazy guy, ignore him, he'll go away. Phil, one of our mma fighters, jumps at the opportunity. He does a soft kick to which the guy says, harder. Phil then properly kicks him in the nuts. Full credit to the crazy fucker, he does not yell in pain, nothing, simply sits his ass down his eyes are all teared up. Couple of minutes later, he walks out of class, never to be seen again.

I have shame and regrets for googling this: Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (literally ball kicking) or ballbusting is one of many more specific sexual fetishes in the BDSM community. Somebody with this fetish enjoys either hitting a man in the testicles, or being hit in the testicles. This is also referred to as ballbusting ('bb' for short). My search history is very questionable after making this thread.

Wow, sounds like you were at a Diddy party. Too soon?

Look up and a pig came into the gym. Ummmm…OK WTF.

Nobody will believe this one. I don't blame you. in the 90's we ran the Gracie Challenge, like every other Gracie lineage wannabe school. Guy came in, made his challenge, Got beat two or three times. Left. Came back from the parking lot, with a Faux-Samurai sword, drawn. It might not have been real Japanese, but it was sharp, and had a pointy end. Room / Dojo was cleared, except for him, and the 'Jiu-Jitsu Representative'. Guy left without his sword. Sword was thrown into the dumpster behind the academy after. Like I said, I don't expect anyone to believe that one. Too weird, too strange.

I got one! A higher ranking female jiu jitsu practicioner placing her hand down my tank top saying she wanted to stick a “coin in the coin slot” during guard break drilling while I was leaning forward (I was in her guard), and then proceeding to lecture me about my chest size being too big. I still am like “did that seriously happen?” 🤪

We had a random dude walk into class and ask to be kicked in the nuts. No joke. Most of us were like wtf, crazy guy, ignore him, he'll go away. Phil, one of our mma fighters, jumps at the opportunity. He does a soft kick to which the guy says, harder. Phil then properly kicks him in the nuts. Full credit to the crazy fucker, he does not yell in pain, nothing, simply sits his ass down his eyes are all teared up. Couple of minutes later, he walks out of class, never to be seen again.

So on a BJJ camp they gave us a free Gi, a lot of us chose to wear it for the next class. About 40 minutes in, we're drilling hard and damn the pair next to us stank. Like fish left in the sun stink / bad dog breath stink. So me and my partner move away from them but then the smell follows. So then I'm like, damn do I smell? So I asked my partner if i stank and I started to feel like I did. Then we realised the whole room stank. But basically what had happened is that the new Gis all had been sprayed with a chemical to keep them fresh. It would normally wash out in the first wash, but most of us were wearing it straight out the packet. Mixed with human sweat, the chemical produced that vile fish smell, which is why nobody stank until ~40 minutes in. I still gag thinking of that room.