For instance, sometimes when people are rolling I like to play Disney songs to take the piss out of their macho-macho.

Just me?

https://www.youtube.com/w[...]Nra8eK0K6k

https://www.youtube.com/w[...]oSFlvxnbgk

And at the 5am / 6am classes, I often lead with a little opera, specifically Nessum Dorma, after all, "nobody sleeps":

https://www.youtube.com/w[...]Wc7vYjgnTs

Also, I am American, so I like to discuss firearms as part of self-defense training.

And, I am from Florida, so you know, alligators, wild pigs, and all of that.

Off topic forum coming up soon :)

Tonight, I eat the cheese.

It was good.

And now, for a martini.

I must drown olives before they execute a coup, assume my profile, and start causing mischief.

Yes, yes, off topic.

I was thinking about all the times I got the shit kicked out of me while pouring the martini.

So, BJJ.