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Funny Quotes
5 year(s) ago • 352 views • 7 replies
BJBlue beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Hit me with your favorite funny quotes.
I have a story about the one below:
This quote is on my Facebook wall. A couple of years ago, a pair of nutjobs tried to sue me for defamation. They lost---badly---but in one of their crazy pleadings, they printed out my Facebook page and attached it as an "exhibit."
It tickles me to no end that this quote is now part of a court proceeding somewhere.
I have a story about the one below:
This quote is on my Facebook wall. A couple of years ago, a pair of nutjobs tried to sue me for defamation. They lost---badly---but in one of their crazy pleadings, they printed out my Facebook page and attached it as an "exhibit."
It tickles me to no end that this quote is now part of a court proceeding somewhere.
DBlack beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
The reason why bad shit happens to good people is to balance out all the good shit that happens to bad people --- God
Heard this on the radio, apparently it was from some guy who has/had a God profile on Facebook.
Heard this on the radio, apparently it was from some guy who has/had a God profile on Facebook.
SCBlack belt 3rd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
The reason why bad shit happens to good people is to balance out all the good shit that happens to bad people --- God Heard this on the radio, apparently it was from some guy who has/had a God profile on Facebook.
If you're referring to the one I'm thinking of, it's usually pretty amusing
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
JWBlue beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Word to the wise, a butt dial and a booty call may technically sound like the same thing, but they are not. - Joe B.
I found out this when I told a girl that I booty called her by mistake. I totally know the difference but my mouth was faster than my brain. :-P
I found out this when I told a girl that I booty called her by mistake. I totally know the difference but my mouth was faster than my brain. :-P
BJBlue beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
Word to the wise, a butt dial and a booty call may technically sound like the same thing, but they are not. - Joe B. I found out this when I told a girl that I booty called her by mistake.
LOL
Reminds me of this gym near my home that apparently didn't know what "Netflix and chill" meant.
Reminds me of this gym near my home that apparently didn't know what "Netflix and chill" meant.
Edited 5 year(s) ago
SCBlack belt 3rd degreeVerified
5 year(s) ago
LOL Reminds me of this gym near my home that apparently didn't know what 'Netflix and chill' meant.
They are not the first to misinterpret that phrase, and they will undoubtedly not be the last lol
BJBlue beltVerified
5 year(s) ago
They are not the first to misinterpret that phrase, and they will undoubtedly not be the last lol
I actually didn't know what it meant until 2018 or so, when I posted something about my kids "Netflix & chillin'" and my friends enlightened me.
Now I consider it my sacred duty to mock anyone else who thinks it means innocent bingewatching.
Now I consider it my sacred duty to mock anyone else who thinks it means innocent bingewatching.
