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The micro adjustment joke

5 year(s) ago • 4285 views • 43 replies

James Jones
James Jones
Black beltVerified1310 forum posts6475/1000
5 year(s) ago
Should never brag about tapping someone in class.

I beat a black belt and injured a brown belt in the same tournament as a white belt...who cares...I didn't even get one of those 5 dollar medals at the end of that day. lol

I've actually got to where anytime I roll with someone new of higher rank I won't tap them unless they basically make me as I feel like trying to tap a stranger makes them less likely to want to roll with you again if they are of higher rank I will just catch and release or transition to something else and then normally they actually seem to be much more willing to roll with you later in the future and then you can tap away if your able or get tapped as you realize they might of also been doing the same thing and taking it easier on you as well.

The only new people I roll with that I tap right away are strong spazzy white belts. They must learn their place in the circle of life.
James Jones
James Jones
Black beltVerified1310 forum posts6475/1000
5 year(s) ago
Couldn't resist. :D
I actually need to make a redheaded line of sunscreen products so I can say I don't normally go out in the sun...but when I do.
Mirco
Mirco
Brown beltVerified807 forum posts5100/700
5 year(s) ago
I actually need to make a redheaded line of sunscreen products so I can say I don't normally go out in the sun...but when I do.
I hear you, mate...... sunblocker is Standard for me, too
Deepu
Deepu
Black beltVerified547 forum posts6410/1000
5 year(s) ago
Should never brag about tapping someone in class. I beat a black belt and injured a brown belt in the same tournament as a white belt...who cares...I didn't even get one of those 5 dollar medals at the end of that day. lol I've actually got to where anytime I roll with someone new of higher rank I won't tap them unless they basically make me as I feel like trying to tap a stranger makes them less likely to want to roll with you again if they are of higher rank I will just catch and release or transition to something else and then normally they actually seem to be much more willing to roll with you later in the future and then you can tap away if your able or get tapped as you realize they might of also been doing the same thing and taking it easier on you as well. The only new people I roll with that I tap right away are strong spazzy white belts. They must learn their place in the circle of life.
You must be microadjusting your microadjustments.
Ken Leif
Ken Leif
Black beltVerified111 forum posts7250/1000
5 year(s) ago
New belt rankings...
bonus points if you print this up, frame it, hang it on the wall at your gym and take a picture!
James Jones
James Jones
Black beltVerified1310 forum posts6475/1000
5 year(s) ago
bonus points if you print this up, frame it, hang it on the wall at your gym and take a picture!
There is a new one now with Purple belt 2 stripes below micro adjusted white belt and then 4 stripe purple above.

I am just curious where the future micro adjusted blue belt will fall into place now.
Almost thinking it might fall between 2 stripe white and 4 stripe white after he meets a few "D1 anabolic" adjusted white belts.
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Ken Leif
Ken Leif
Black beltVerified111 forum posts7250/1000
5 year(s) ago
There is a new one now with Purple belt 2 stripes below micro adjusted white belt and then 4 stripe purple above. I am just curious where the future micro adjusted blue belt will fall into place now. Almost thinking it might fall between 2 stripe white and 4 stripe white after he meets a few 'D1 anabolic' adjusted white belts.
omg, just wait for them to "submit" a black belt or god forbid they roll with a coral belt! I feel like we're just getting started...
R. David Gonzalez
R. David Gonzalez
Black belt 4th degreeVerified4764 forum posts34325/1000
5 year(s) ago
He is doing merch now! I think it's genius, this is how you roll :)
He pivoted, made some micro adjustments and started a new business... It's GENIUS!
Vovis
Vovis
Black belt 2nd degreeVerified978 forum posts9215/1000
5 year(s) ago
He pivoted, made some micro adjustments and started a new business... It's GENIUS!
The Micro Adjustment business lmao

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