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Favorite sayings in BJJ?

2 year(s) ago • 2982 views • 71 replies

Martin Kremmel
Martin Kremmel
Purple beltVerified5 forum posts645/400
2 year(s) ago
My Coach, when he teached a Half Guard Sweep, where you grab the opponents foot and pull it towards the opponent:

"Bring the foot to the butthole"

Unfortunatley, he didnt say to wich part of its body... 😌
Coachpotato
Coachpotato
Black belt 1st degreeVerified776 forum posts1920/1000
2 year(s) ago
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
I like this one too. First heard it in weightlifting.
Edited 2 year(s) ago
Joe Cavett
Joe Cavett
Purple beltVerified434 forum posts4005/400
2 year(s) ago
Its from the Navy SEALs. And they must know it ☺️
Just because they use it doesn't mean it came from them. The saying roots to Napoleon.
Mark Gilston
Mark Gilston
Black belt 3rd degreeVerified200 forum posts6335/1000
2 year(s) ago
Just because they use it doesn't mean it came from them. The saying roots to Napoleon.
So true. I really hate it when all the judo submissions I've known since a child keep getting renamed after random BJJ practioners and I have to learn new meaningless names for them. The judo names were descriptive so you knew exactly what was going on. For example, "Ezekiel" in judo was called the "Sleeve Wheel Choke" (sode gurume jime) so just knowing the name gave you insight into how it was applied.
John A. Byrne
John A. Byrne
Black beltVerified1013 forum posts6370/1000
2 year(s) ago
So true. I really hate it when all the judo submissions I've known since a child keep getting renamed after random BJJ practioners and I have to learn new meaningless names for them. The judo names were descriptive so you knew exactly what was going on. For example, 'Ezekiel' in judo was called the 'Sleeve Wheel Choke' (sode gurume jime) so just knowing the name gave you insight into how it was applied.
and then the converse of that, when you use the judo name (as BJJ comes from Judo) and someone looks at you and is like, it's not called that or my favorite, the Danaher memes about using Japanese names.

All in good fun I know but still. :D
Christopher Healey
Christopher Healey
Blue beltVerified6 forum posts1215/200
2 year(s) ago
“Hide the double ended dildo” “Make your assholes kiss” “Fuck them in the head” “Fuck the back of their knee” All solid technical advice. “Find a human or someone who resembles one” Rolling advice.
No wonder passers by hide their children’s eyes…

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