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Favorite sayings in BJJ?
2 year(s) ago • 2983 views • 71 replies
Purple beltVerified
2 year(s) ago
My Coach, when he teached a Half Guard Sweep, where you grab the opponents foot and pull it towards the opponent:
"Bring the foot to the butthole"
Unfortunatley, he didnt say to wich part of its body... 😌
"Bring the foot to the butthole"
Unfortunatley, he didnt say to wich part of its body... 😌
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Black belt 1st degreeVerified
2 year(s) ago
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
I like this one too. First heard it in weightlifting.
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Purple beltVerified
2 year(s) ago
Its from the Navy SEALs. And they must know it ☺️
Just because they use it doesn't mean it came from them. The saying roots to Napoleon.
Black belt 3rd degreeVerified
2 year(s) ago
Just because they use it doesn't mean it came from them. The saying roots to Napoleon.
So true. I really hate it when all the judo submissions I've known since a child keep getting renamed after random BJJ practioners and I have to learn new meaningless names for them. The judo names were descriptive so you knew exactly what was going on. For example, "Ezekiel" in judo was called the "Sleeve Wheel Choke" (sode gurume jime) so just knowing the name gave you insight into how it was applied.
Black beltVerified
2 year(s) ago
So true. I really hate it when all the judo submissions I've known since a child keep getting renamed after random BJJ practioners and I have to learn new meaningless names for them. The judo names were descriptive so you knew exactly what was going on. For example, 'Ezekiel' in judo was called the 'Sleeve Wheel Choke' (sode gurume jime) so just knowing the name gave you insight into how it was applied.
and then the converse of that, when you use the judo name (as BJJ comes from Judo) and someone looks at you and is like, it's not called that or my favorite, the Danaher memes about using Japanese names.
All in good fun I know but still. :D
All in good fun I know but still. :D
Blue beltVerified
2 year(s) ago
“Hide the double ended dildo” “Make your assholes kiss” “Fuck them in the head” “Fuck the back of their knee” All solid technical advice. “Find a human or someone who resembles one” Rolling advice.
No wonder passers by hide their children’s eyes…
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Black belt 2nd degreeVerified
2 year(s) ago
You either win, or you coach them to submit you.
Black belt 3rd degreeVerified
2 year(s) ago
What I say to my students after I show a technique is "Ok, let's see how bad we can screw it up". LOL!!!


