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Tatu may not exist....
6 year(s) ago • 12676 views • 232 replies
TRBlack beltVerified
1 year(s) ago
This begs the question... if a person who doesn't exist has a kid, is the kid's shit real?
No the kid is not real. Only smell.
MBlack beltVerified
1 year(s) ago
This begs the question... if a person who doesn't exist has a kid, is the kid's shit real?
Ah, the age-old question of imaginary offspring and their hypothetical bowel movements. So, the kid's 'business' would be as real as a unicorn's glittery poop.
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
Tatu was accused of not really existing.
Tatu tried to show the people,
including his former friends,
that he really did exist.
But, no one would listen to him.
And he began to disappear.
Some say, that if you listen closely,
you can still hear him,
in the deep woods of Finland,
Saying: "Tatu, Tatu, Tatu..."
But to this day, nobody will admit, they believe in him.
Every once in a while,
if you leave a glass of liquor out,
Or some good tobacco, it disappears.
And if you listen closely,
You may hear, "Tatu, Tatu, Tatu."
Tatu tried to show the people,
including his former friends,
that he really did exist.
But, no one would listen to him.
And he began to disappear.
Some say, that if you listen closely,
you can still hear him,
in the deep woods of Finland,
Saying: "Tatu, Tatu, Tatu..."
But to this day, nobody will admit, they believe in him.
Every once in a while,
if you leave a glass of liquor out,
Or some good tobacco, it disappears.
And if you listen closely,
You may hear, "Tatu, Tatu, Tatu."
Edited 1 year(s) ago
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
Tatu has abandoned us.
SEBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
Well, in about 3 weeks I am going to travel to the norwegian region of Finmark (try to check out whether my JJ is enough to do some mushing with a bunch of huskys).
It is not Finland but eventually there is a possibility to have a look cross the border.
Maybe I can testify the existence of Finland after that.
It is not an official proof but a kind of pertinent note, that there maybe live some people over there.
That could be another step from belief to knowledge.
On our way to the mythos of Tatu….
It is not Finland but eventually there is a possibility to have a look cross the border.
Maybe I can testify the existence of Finland after that.
It is not an official proof but a kind of pertinent note, that there maybe live some people over there.
That could be another step from belief to knowledge.
On our way to the mythos of Tatu….
VBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
Poor Tatu 😭
JPBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
Well, in about 3 weeks I am going to travel to the norwegian region of Finmark (try to check out whether my JJ is enough to do some mushing with a bunch of huskys). It is not Finland but eventually there is a possibility to have a look cross the border. Maybe I can testify the existence of Finland after that. It is not an official proof but a kind of pertinent note, that there maybe live some people over there. That could be another step from belief to knowledge. On our way to the mythos of Tatu….
You are then only about 60 reindeer pisses away from Rovaniemi. Come visit us, we have jiujitsu.
But because I claim to have seen Tatu, it might be that I'm not real either.
But because I claim to have seen Tatu, it might be that I'm not real either.
SEBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
You got strong pissing reindeers:
it is about 500 kilometres to Rovamiemi from that place in the middle of nowhere.😝
it is about 500 kilometres to Rovamiemi from that place in the middle of nowhere.😝
JMBlack belt 2nd degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
This begs the question... if a person who doesn't exist has a kid, is the kid's shit real?
SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
CBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
You got strong pissing reindeers: it is about 500 kilometres to Rovamiemi from that place in the middle of nowhere.😝
500 km is nothing in Lapland. That's the average distance to the closest library.
SEBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
Well, I am back.
Saw a lot of reindeers and a few elk.
But no finnish territory or even finnish people at all.
-The region is named „Finmark“ but that is still only a pertinant note….
Sorry Jani, after a few days in the middle of nowhere, I escaped some miles west and landed in Vesterålen.
Gonna try to reach Rovaniemi next time to prove the existence of Finland and finnish people finally.🤷♂️
Saw a lot of reindeers and a few elk.
But no finnish territory or even finnish people at all.
-The region is named „Finmark“ but that is still only a pertinant note….
Sorry Jani, after a few days in the middle of nowhere, I escaped some miles west and landed in Vesterålen.
Gonna try to reach Rovaniemi next time to prove the existence of Finland and finnish people finally.🤷♂️
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
1 year(s) ago
Tatu is now both verified and not verified.
It's not an AB Test.
It's more of a relativity effect.
It's not an AB Test.
It's more of a relativity effect.
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
11 month(s) ago
If you read the Eddas carefully,
You must read them in Reverse,
and with One Eye closed,
Really...Sacrificed,
Or you will not know them.
Because that is how they were derived.
Wotan may have gained a lot more
From that Blood exchange,
With Loki, in Shamanic exchange,
with exchange of Promises,
and Pacts of mutual aid,
with Guarantees of hospitality,
than Loki did.
That is the problem of Wotan.
He is a Liar.
And called Glad of War,
For a reason.
Wise, but
Beyond that,
Who can say?
Here is a Late God,
That proved talented,
at sacrificing himself,
To himself,
Either for the Greater Good,
Or his Own,
Or the world,
Nine Realms,
Or none at all.
Who can say.
It remains, a Mystery.
We know Loki,
Who, upon his Ship of Nails,
Ensured, that the Age of Giants, Monsters, and Gods,
Came to an End,
which left the vacuum,
That the Age of Man,
Filled.
Thank you, for that, Loki Laufeyson,
Cousin to Logi,
and just as prone to start the Fires,
Of Creative Destruction,
That allowed Man,
its time, of folly.
Some of you, may be wondering, what does this have to do with Tatu?
Well nothing.
As Tatu, does exist, except, when he doesn't.
Also...there was some rights issues, with the International distribution domiciles, and the lawyers.
So, I had to say that.
And, also....I am now being told to say...,$%^&*...allright...Dave Gonzales has a good boot collection.
You must read them in Reverse,
and with One Eye closed,
Really...Sacrificed,
Or you will not know them.
Because that is how they were derived.
Wotan may have gained a lot more
From that Blood exchange,
With Loki, in Shamanic exchange,
with exchange of Promises,
and Pacts of mutual aid,
with Guarantees of hospitality,
than Loki did.
That is the problem of Wotan.
He is a Liar.
And called Glad of War,
For a reason.
Wise, but
Beyond that,
Who can say?
Here is a Late God,
That proved talented,
at sacrificing himself,
To himself,
Either for the Greater Good,
Or his Own,
Or the world,
Nine Realms,
Or none at all.
Who can say.
It remains, a Mystery.
We know Loki,
Who, upon his Ship of Nails,
Ensured, that the Age of Giants, Monsters, and Gods,
Came to an End,
which left the vacuum,
That the Age of Man,
Filled.
Thank you, for that, Loki Laufeyson,
Cousin to Logi,
and just as prone to start the Fires,
Of Creative Destruction,
That allowed Man,
its time, of folly.
Some of you, may be wondering, what does this have to do with Tatu?
Well nothing.
As Tatu, does exist, except, when he doesn't.
Also...there was some rights issues, with the International distribution domiciles, and the lawyers.
So, I had to say that.
And, also....I am now being told to say...,$%^&*...allright...Dave Gonzales has a good boot collection.
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
11 month(s) ago
This Thread Lives!!!
Yet Tatu only exists in our imagination
Yet Tatu only exists in our imagination
SEBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
11 month(s) ago
This Thread Lives!!! Yet Tatu only exists in our imagination
…but strong.
And if You don‘t believe, he will come and get You!
Definitely.
You have to respect another mans imagination!
Arthur Schopenhauer once stated that the world is just his conception and
our world follows irrational principles.
This school of subjective idealism is the base of our strong imagination of Tatu and the transfer into (our) reality.
Texans say „don‘t mess with Texas!“
I say don‘t mess with german metaphysics!
No doubt here: Tatu exists!
(After a while of quiet reflection I am sure now.)
And if You don‘t believe, he will come and get You!
Definitely.
You have to respect another mans imagination!
Arthur Schopenhauer once stated that the world is just his conception and
our world follows irrational principles.
This school of subjective idealism is the base of our strong imagination of Tatu and the transfer into (our) reality.
Texans say „don‘t mess with Texas!“
I say don‘t mess with german metaphysics!
No doubt here: Tatu exists!
(After a while of quiet reflection I am sure now.)
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
9 month(s) ago
Tatu read over this thread, and thought to himself, ha, I really did exist.
And he did.
The act of thinking is Cogito Ergo Sum,
That solves that question.
Now that Tatu and -Tatu established that his and -his presence, and therefore his (and -his) effects exist,
And so did the effects of -Tatu,
He and Tatu- knows, that if he or he- flapped his or his- wings, or choose not to,
He and/or he- then will have the same effects as the Butterflies,
In his and/or -he treatment effects, or their absence,
In both cases, by his and -his Choices, in his or -his Free Will.
Or their lack of it,
In either case,
Tatu was, in this, like the Gods,
Also humans, animals, and all kind of things.
-Tatu, thought about this, and was not sure, that he was satisifed.
This distraction was interrupted by a great pain,
as the soles of his feet, were pierced by a great needle.
And he did.
The act of thinking is Cogito Ergo Sum,
That solves that question.
Now that Tatu and -Tatu established that his and -his presence, and therefore his (and -his) effects exist,
And so did the effects of -Tatu,
He and Tatu- knows, that if he or he- flapped his or his- wings, or choose not to,
He and/or he- then will have the same effects as the Butterflies,
In his and/or -he treatment effects, or their absence,
In both cases, by his and -his Choices, in his or -his Free Will.
Or their lack of it,
In either case,
Tatu was, in this, like the Gods,
Also humans, animals, and all kind of things.
-Tatu, thought about this, and was not sure, that he was satisifed.
This distraction was interrupted by a great pain,
as the soles of his feet, were pierced by a great needle.
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
9 month(s) ago
Tatu went to the North Pole, to see if the legends were true.
When he arrived, Gryla tore Tatu into 14 pieces, one each for herself and her 13 misshapen sons.
They don't f**k around in the North Pole...
Also, for all my Icelandic friends, who misbehaved as children:
That was not rotting potato, that was what used to be Tatu, before the 13 lads made their deposits just for you.
Merry Yule, children...Sleep well.
When he arrived, Gryla tore Tatu into 14 pieces, one each for herself and her 13 misshapen sons.
They don't f**k around in the North Pole...
Also, for all my Icelandic friends, who misbehaved as children:
That was not rotting potato, that was what used to be Tatu, before the 13 lads made their deposits just for you.
Merry Yule, children...Sleep well.
SEBlack belt 1st degreeVerified
9 month(s) ago
Thank You very much!
This made the cultural connection to the sagas.
This made the cultural connection to the sagas.
MBlack beltVerified
9 month(s) ago
Tatu went to the North Pole, to see if the legends were true. When he arrived, Gryla tore Tatu into 14 pieces, one each for herself and her 13 misshapen sons. They don't f**k around in the North Pole... Also, for all my Icelandic friends, who misbehaved as children: That was not rotting potato, that was what used to be Tatu, before the 13 lads made their deposits just for you. Merry Yule, children...Sleep well.
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
9 month(s) ago
Tatu wanted to experience the American Revolution.
But, there was one Problem.
Tatu had never been possessed,
And was therefore not much good
At Possessing people.
Worse, there were not too many Finns,
In those lands,
And those that were, were very rigorous.
Or they would not be.
So, Tatu could not find a body.
And then, as miraculous fortune would have it,
He found a body,
In the form, of a Black Man,
A Good Man,
A Godly Man,
But a Man,
Who decided,
He did not really want to be there,
Any longer.
At least, in those Days....
Merry Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/w[...]YqfVE-fykk
But, there was one Problem.
Tatu had never been possessed,
And was therefore not much good
At Possessing people.
Worse, there were not too many Finns,
In those lands,
And those that were, were very rigorous.
Or they would not be.
So, Tatu could not find a body.
And then, as miraculous fortune would have it,
He found a body,
In the form, of a Black Man,
A Good Man,
A Godly Man,
But a Man,
Who decided,
He did not really want to be there,
Any longer.
At least, in those Days....
Merry Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/w[...]YqfVE-fykk
WMBlack belt 5th degreeVerified
7 month(s) ago
Some members of the site accused Tatu of existing,
Others accused Tatu of not existing,
Tatu, being Tatu,
Knew that his existence or non-existence,
Was not dependent on Gossip or Speculations,
But, that which is True.
And a little bit of bit of beer,
From the Sampo.
Others accused Tatu of not existing,
Tatu, being Tatu,
Knew that his existence or non-existence,
Was not dependent on Gossip or Speculations,
But, that which is True.
And a little bit of bit of beer,
From the Sampo.
RDBlack belt 4th degreeVerified
7 month(s) ago
Some members of the site accused Tatu of existing, Others accused Tatu of not existing, Tatu, being Tatu, Knew that his existence or non-existence, Was not dependent on Gossip or Speculations, But, that which is True. And a little bit of bit of beer, From the Sampo.
I want to believe
JUBlack beltVerified
7 month(s) ago
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