Dojo Storming was exactly my thought too!

I think that if we wait a few weeks, either the ATF or the FBI will be dojo storming this guy. ;)

Evaluator of spirits? Moderators, let’s start Spiritchecker.com! I’d like to have my sprit evaluated for belt rank, please. Who will vote for me? I’m a professor of philosophy and religious studies. That has to get me at least a purple belt. :)

Cool, second person I've 'met' on here with a PhD in religious studies. Haven't seen Bridget post for a while, maybe this thread will get her back in action. :D

I’m a big fan of your website, http://www.slideyfoot.com/, by the way.

Great. I smell another movie role for Randy Quaid.

I just saw the movie poster. This looks like it’s going to be a summer blockbuster… ;)

All thanks to Can for reminding me this guys still exists.

I just saw the movie poster. This looks like it’s going to be a summer blockbuster… ;)

I can't believe the guy actually posted that online. Nothing like Bullshitting getting caught so you double down

I mean Jesus was notorious for NOT physically defending himself, one could say his whole mythos and legacy is built on that concept. So whatever martial art instructor is promoted by Jesus, even if it's a legit promotion (LoL), I'mma still assume they suck at the actual 'martial'.

Who knows? “Turn the other cheek” might be what Bruce Lee called an “attack by draw.” When the attacker attempts to slap your exposed left cheek, you bob and weave, take the back, and choke. ;)

If God made him a “white belt forever,” then why would Tyrion bother to promote his wives to black belt so that they could circularly promote him to black belt? Why not just put on a white belt and be done with it? Nobody on Beltchecker would dispute a self-awarded white belt (well… a couple of us probably still would).